Mark Ronson confirmed for Wakestock

Posted on by simonminter

Worthless musical revisionist Mark Ronson is amongst the big names confirmed for this year’s Wakestock festival on 27-29 June at Blenheim Palace in Woodstock. Other stars confirmed for the summer bash are former Truck headliners The Futureheads, Pendulum, Lightspeed Champion, Ty, Groove Armada, The Streets, Hadouken and local heroes Supergrass and The Young Knives. Tickets for Wakestock, which celebrates the cult watersport of wakeboarding, cost £110 for weekend with camping, £85 for weekend without camping and £40 for a day ticket. For more information, have a look here.

  • Beaver Fuel

    “Worthless musical revisionist”. Well put. Also, hasn’t the world realised yet how abysmally dire The Streets are? I saw that knob on his T4 programme recently, basically it was just a vehicle for him to act like a complete twat.

  • Phill

    “basically it was just a vehicle for him to act like a complete twat”

    So, is that your excuse for “I want to live in your butt crack”?!

  • Beaver Fuel

    No, that’s a domicile in which for me to act like a complete twat. You don’t want to know where my 2nd home is…

  • http://www.gappytooth.com gappy tooth

    The 1st Streets LP was ace, & I’ll deck anyone who says otherwise: “lock, stock & 2 fat fucks backing me up”. 2nd LP had some good moments. Since then he’s been an embarrassment, frankly.

  • Beaver Fuel

    Hmm, I’ll risk an encounter with the floor when I say that although there were some good ideas they weren’t necessarily executed in the best manner. I know, that sounds a bit close to home…

  • http://www.myspace.com/beaverfuel jamess

    “I’ll deck anyone who says otherwise” – rough translation – “i’ll attempt to slap you with my gurly hair, and fail miserably”

  • Beaver Fuel

    Well, I was going to say he couldn’t deck anyone with his hair in his eyes, but then he would have to cpmment on the fact that I apparently have paedophile hair, so I’d have to say at least my huge forehead keeps it out of my face, and then it just gets ridiculous.

  • http://www.myspace.com/beaverfuel jamess

    hey kids! let’s not squabble – unite to fight our common enemy – infiltrate the park, then burn him!